Big Schmidt: Answer me a question. Which one of these platings is more masculine?
Cece: Look, do you guys want to know what the ultimate test is? Being secure in your masculinity.
Schmidt: How do we prove that?
Big Schmidt: I'm super secure.
Cece: You kiss a man.
Big Schmidt: [scoffs] Yeah.
Cece: If you want to be the one true Schmidt. I mean...
Schmidt: No. We don't.
Big Schmidt: I'll kiss a man.
Schmidt: I'll kiss a man. Yeah, I'll kiss a man.
Cece: Winston. Yeah, he'd do.
Schmidt: Winston?
Winston: I could go for some stuffing right now. Am I right? Yeah, love me some stuffing.