Cece Quote #50
Big Schmidt: Answer me a question. Which one of these platings is more masculine?
Cece: Look, do you guys want to know what the ultimate test is? Being secure in your masculinity.
Schmidt: How do we prove that?
Big Schmidt: I'm super secure.
Cece: You kiss a man.
Big Schmidt: [scoffs] Yeah.
Cece: If you want to be the one true Schmidt. I mean...
Schmidt: No. We don't.
Big Schmidt: I'll kiss a man.
Schmidt: I'll kiss a man. Yeah, I'll kiss a man.
Cece: Winston. Yeah, he'd do.
Schmidt: Winston?
Winston: I could go for some stuffing right now. Am I right? Yeah, love me some stuffing.
New Girl Quotes
‘Parents’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Oh, really? Is there another guy on Twilight, that there's a bit of a love triangle with?
Bob Day: Yes. It's the same as Twilight...
Nick: Does Twilight have a wolf in it?
Bob Day: Yes.
Nick: It does?
Bob Day: Yes.
Nick: Is Twilight in Seattle?
Bob Day: Yes!
Nick: Well, then whoever wrote that is smart.
Quote from Bob Day
Bob Day: You know, it doesn't take a genius. All you got to do is follow the money.
Nick: Always follow the money. That's what I always say. You always follow the money.
Bob Day: Yeah, yeah. Oil companies.
Bob Day: Pharmaceuticals.
Bob Day: Big business, chicken corporations.
Both: Corn.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Yeah, but know this, all right. Your caveman ideas about manhood are so over. Manhood today is about exfoliation.
Big Schmidt: Ha!
Schmidt: And cheese courses, and emotional honesty, and Paxil. And yes, cutting peppers in the classic style de julienne. You may have bested me in a competition of pre-Clinton manhood, but I am Schmidt. A refined and enlightened pescetarian. About 90% of the time.