Schmidt: Well, I signed it. Please note the added provision.
Emma: In any autobiographical account of my life, you want to be referred to as Moises Perdue.
Schmidt: Non-negotiable.
Emma: But you're fine with the rest of it?
Schmidt: Look, I'm a depraved freak, and I want to wander into your Narnia of sexual terror and emerge like a freshly birthed calf.