Quote from Jess in Kids
Jess: Um, hey, I know having your teacher dating your dad is weird, um, but I just want you to know that, um, you can ask me anything. Sarah: Really? Jess: Yeah, anything. Sarah: Are you in love with my dad? Jess: Hmm... oh... Sarah: Do you and my dad ever dry-lump? Jess: G... uh... Sarah: Is sexting cool? Jess: What? No, it's not cool. Sarah: Have you done a 99? Jess: I think that's a tax form. Sarah: Have you ever given anyone plow jobs? Jess: I don't know. Sarah: How do you make love to a person animal-style? Jess: Do you want to learn how to play bridge?