Jess: Um, hey, I know having your teacher dating your dad is weird, um, but I just want you to know that, um, you can ask me anything.
Sarah: Really?
Jess: Yeah, anything.
Sarah: Are you in love with my dad?
Jess: Hmm... oh...
Sarah: Do you and my dad ever dry-lump?
Jess: G... uh...
Sarah: Is sexting cool?
Jess: What? No, it's not cool.
Sarah: Have you done a 99?
Jess: I think that's a tax form.
Sarah: Have you ever given anyone plow jobs?
Jess: I don't know.
Sarah: How do you make love to a person animal-style?
Jess: Do you want to learn how to play bridge?