Nick: I never knew Italy was so much more than pizza, Schmidty. It's so much more. [cut] She's okay. You're awesome! [cut] The reenactment of Pompeii really stays with you. What a move! Two shows a day. Two shows a day! How do they do it? [cut] Hey, if you're play a gondolier, you better skate like a gondolier. [cut] You know, Schmidty? Here's this idea. We should buy skaters. [confetti] Yeah! Do something weird, Mussolini. We love you.