Nick Quote #167

Quote from Nick in Kids

Nick: I never knew Italy was so much more than pizza, Schmidty. It's so much more. [cut] She's okay. You're awesome! [cut] The reenactment of Pompeii really stays with you. What a move! Two shows a day. Two shows a day! How do they do it? [cut] Hey, if you're play a gondolier, you better skate like a gondolier. [cut] You know, Schmidty? Here's this idea. We should buy skaters. [confetti] Yeah! Do something weird, Mussolini. We love you.


 ‘Kids’ Quotes

Quote from Jess

Jess: So... that was crazy what happened with my friends, right?
Sarah: I liked it. Your life's like Gossip Girl, only everyone is old and poor.
Jess: You know, there actually was a show like that. It was called Golden Girls. I'm Betty White, Schmidt's Rue McClanahan...

Quote from Cece

Jess: But you're using birth control, right?
Cece: Yeah, of course. It's just that Schmidt gets so athletic that birth control becomes like one of those plastic barbecue covers in a hurricane.
Jess: I didn't want to know that.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: I've been doing some thinking, and I think it's time that I take you on a real date.
Cece: You're asking me out on a date?
Schmidt: Yeah, it'll be our first real date. Now, Italy on Ice is a celebration of all things Italian featuring ice dancing's biggest and brightest Italian stars. Drea de Matteo is scheduled to appear, but, you know, they're not liable if she doesn't.