Sarah: [o.s.] I can't come out. I'm too embarrassed.
Jess: In front of us? We are literally the most embarrassing people on the planet. Trust me.
Nick: Yeah, you don't have to be embarrassed around us.
Jess: Sometimes I talk louder to blind people.
Nick: I'm 30 years old, and I've peed in every pool I've been into. Every single one.
Jess: Ew. I originally grew these bangs 'cause I hate my forehead.
Nick: I still think it's funny when I guy puts tennis balls under his shirt and pretends it's boobs. [muffled laugh] They look like little boobs.