Nick Quote #166
Sarah: [o.s.] I can't come out. I'm too embarrassed.
Jess: In front of us? We are literally the most embarrassing people on the planet. Trust me.
Nick: Yeah, you don't have to be embarrassed around us.
Jess: Sometimes I talk louder to blind people.
Nick: I'm 30 years old, and I've peed in every pool I've been into. Every single one.
Jess: Ew. I originally grew these bangs 'cause I hate my forehead.
Nick: I still think it's funny when I guy puts tennis balls under his shirt and pretends it's boobs. [muffled laugh] They look like little boobs.
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Quote from Jess
Jess: So... that was crazy what happened with my friends, right?
Sarah: I liked it. Your life's like Gossip Girl, only everyone is old and poor.
Jess: You know, there actually was a show like that. It was called Golden Girls. I'm Betty White, Schmidt's Rue McClanahan...
Quote from Cece
Jess: But you're using birth control, right?
Cece: Yeah, of course. It's just that Schmidt gets so athletic that birth control becomes like one of those plastic barbecue covers in a hurricane.
Jess: I didn't want to know that.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: I've been doing some thinking, and I think it's time that I take you on a real date.
Cece: You're asking me out on a date?
Schmidt: Yeah, it'll be our first real date. Now, Italy on Ice is a celebration of all things Italian featuring ice dancing's biggest and brightest Italian stars. Drea de Matteo is scheduled to appear, but, you know, they're not liable if she doesn't.