Jess: So are you always just like wondering, like, what was it, was there something I could've done differently? [Nick shakes his head] Do you know what happens to people who keep it all inside? They get old, and they get sad and they get weird, and then you're the old man yelling at the kids who are running across your yard and you're telling them, "Don't run across my yard. My life's filled with regret." You know, you can't just pretend like it didn't happen.
Nick: Or I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.
Jess: Yeah, I think you should sing all the time.
Nick: No, I was being mean, I'm not gonna do that, Jess.
Jess: Why not?! It's fun!
Nick: Because I have a penis, Jess.
Jess: [sings] My name is Nick, I have a penis and I'm not gonna let any feelings out.
Nick: Okay Jess, your left boob is resting on a plate of chicken wings.
Jess: Yeah, I know.