Jess: I know you've been waiting all week for me to break down, but I'm fine. Just be normal.
Nick: I'm being normal.
Jess: You're crossing your legs.
Nick: I always do this.
Jess: You've never crossed your legs in your entire life. I didn't even know you were that flexible.
Nick: Well...
Jess: And stop being nice to me.
Nick: What, I'm not normally nice to you, Jess?
Jess: No. You're mean, like a crazy old man. "I'm Nick. I hate sunshine. When did gum get so fancy? This escalator goes too fast." Be mean.
Nick: [loudly] Look sharp, you dumb-ass. Sorry. That... that was in my head a little. Look sharp, you dumb-ass. No. Tighten up!
Jess: That's terrible.
Nick: I don't have it today. I don't know what it is.