Quote from Nick in Secrets
Nick: Hey, have you guys seen a scarf? Holly said she left it out here. Holly: It's my favorite scarf because it's a circle, so you never have to think about which end goes on the right or the left. My therapist gave it to me. She's Asian, but she's the nicest. [Nick's phone rings] Who is that? Nick: Nobody, just... Holly: Who was that? Was it that stuck-up bitch from last night with the fake hand? Nick: No, it was no one. It was just... it was just beep-beep-beep. Was... I'm so old. I don't even know how to use a cell phone. Come on. Let's go clubbing. You want to go clubbing? Holly: Show me the phone. Nick: Let's go back to when we were having fun. Holly: Let me see the phone. Nick: No, just chill out. Holly: Let me see your phone. Nick: No! [throws phone at the wall] Schmidt: Smooth.