Nick Quote #150
Nick: Hey, have you guys seen a scarf? Holly said she left it out here.
Holly: It's my favorite scarf because it's a circle, so you never have to think about which end goes on the right or the left. My therapist gave it to me. She's Asian, but she's the nicest. [Nick's phone rings] Who is that?
Nick: Nobody, just...
Holly: Who was that? Was it that stuck-up bitch from last night with the fake hand?
Nick: No, it was no one. It was just... it was just beep-beep-beep. Was... I'm so old. I don't even know how to use a cell phone. Come on. Let's go clubbing. You want to go clubbing?
Holly: Show me the phone.
Nick: Let's go back to when we were having fun.
Holly: Let me see the phone.
Nick: No, just chill out.
Holly: Let me see your phone.
Nick: No! [throws phone at the wall]
Schmidt: Smooth.
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Winston: All right, everybody stop! Wherever you are right now, just sit down! Okay, now, Saturday is a day for sleeping, and damn it, you will not take that away from me! You, give her her scarf back. Finders keepers is not a thing. You, get out of my house!
Holly: Who are you?
Winston: Who am I? Who am I? Well, I am Theodore K. Mullins. And Nick is my lover on the down low. Tell her, Nick. Tell her how it really goes down in apartment 4D. Oh, great Negro spiritual, please come down and loose these chains on this woman! Flesh on flesh. When the lights are off, we are all the same.
Nick: Not true.
Winston: Dear lord, help me, Father! Get out of my house. Get out of my house!
Quote from Jess
Jess: When did it start?
Schmidt: 1:03 a.m., February 15, right on schedule.
Cece: Two months ago.
Jess: Two months? Two moons have passed since you started doing it?
Winston: Why do you start talking like a Native American when you get angry?
Jess: Two moons have passed!
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Jess: Are you ready to run? I have my playlist all ready. Actually, it's Diane Keaton's autobiography, and she just filmed First Wives Club, and it's getting me pumped!
Cece: I totally forgot we were going to run today.
Jess: I e-mailed you, like, three times.
Cece: Maybe you typed "gmoil" again.