Jess: Pretty slim pickings at the drugstore. All I got was, uh, Freckle Me Once: The Unauthorized Lindsay Lohan Story. Anyway, I got all your stuff-- your bandages, your hydrogen peroxide, your gummy peaches...
Bob Day: You're making too big a fuss out of this. I mean, I've had so much worse. This is just a bruised toe.
Jess: It's your index toe. Very serious. That's the toe you point with.