Jess Quote #1251
Jess: Pretty slim pickings at the drugstore. All I got was, uh, Freckle Me Once: The Unauthorized Lindsay Lohan Story. Anyway, I got all your stuff-- your bandages, your hydrogen peroxide, your gummy peaches...
Bob Day: You're making too big a fuss out of this. I mean, I've had so much worse. This is just a bruised toe.
Jess: It's your index toe. Very serious. That's the toe you point with.
New Girl Quotes
‘Misery’ Quotes
Quote from Reagan
Reagan: It isn't a dream job. Sure, it comes with a great salary and a vaccination for the coming elk flu. The flu that you're gonna be hearing about for the next decade.
Quote from Bob Day
Bob Day: You've been great to me. You've taken care of me. Now I'm gonna do something for you. I'm gonna get you a ticket. Oh, here it is. Portland to L.A.
Jess: Dad, I am not leaving you like this. Recovery is the most vulnerable part of the process, and this house is full of stairs and sharp corners. And you know how slippery your bathtub is.
Bob Day: I won't stand up! I'll just roll out!