Quote from Schmidt in Last Thanksgiving
Ann Kim: Great speech. Nick: Yeah, it really was a great speech, man. Schmidt: Thanks. Ann Kim: Did you do it with the five other women he's dating? Schmidt: What? Ann Kim: That's why he always refers to me by my first and last name, because he's dating two Anns. Nick: This is worse than my Reagan thing. Schmidt: I can't believe that I spent all day feeling sorry for that son of a bitch. I guess I'm the son of a bitch. Ann Kim: Leave or I'm hitting the sprinklers. Schmidt: Ann Kim, please, give me a minute to process this. [sprinklers come on] That was not a minute!