Schmidt Quote #1167
Quote from Schmidt in Last Thanksgiving
Ann Kim: Great speech.
Nick: Yeah, it really was a great speech, man.
Schmidt: Thanks.
Ann Kim: Did you do it with the five other women he's dating?
Schmidt: What?
Ann Kim: That's why he always refers to me by my first and last name, because he's dating two Anns.
Nick: This is worse than my Reagan thing.
Schmidt: I can't believe that I spent all day feeling sorry for that son of a bitch. I guess I'm the son of a bitch.
Ann Kim: Leave or I'm hitting the sprinklers.
Schmidt: Ann Kim, please, give me a minute to process this. [sprinklers come on] That was not a minute!
New Girl Quotes
‘Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: If we get her to take him back...
Nick: We'd be heroes.
Schmidt: That's right. [both laughing]
Nick: Look at that, Mom, I'm gonna be a hero.
Schmidt: Why are you looking up? Your mother is still alive.
Nick: I'm looking at Chicago.
Schmidt: You think Chicago is up?
Nick: It's north.
Quote from Robby
Winston: What you taking? Little boy blues? Yeah, I've been there. How many miggies you working with? Yeah, my pharmacist bumped me up to nine.
Robby: 1,400. Yeah. I have to take 18 pills an hour in a very specific order, and they virtually assured me that I will be addicted to them.
Quote from Nick
Winston: With the speed?! He like Mayweather with the knife!
Cece: Okay, what is going on? Because you don't even use a knife to eat a steak?
Nick: Well, my girl is coming. Of course my hands are dancing. These knives are a part of me like that, uh, scissor hand guy. What is his name again? Is it Rick Snip?