Sam: I'm getting my birthday present at an airport hotel? Oh, my God, are you taking me on a trip to meet my birth mother?
Jess: Oh. No, wait. [laughs] Um, no. Uh, it's, uh... I have a surprise for you, but it's not exactly a present. Um, just wait here.
Sam: Okay.
Jess: Look, I want you to know that no matter what happens, no-no matter how this turns out... and by "this," you'll-you'll see what I'm talking about... I want you to be happy.
Sam: And I want you to be happy. But what did you want me to be before this moment?
Jess: Don't let me get a ticket, okay?