Quote from Jess in A Chill Day In
Cece: Oh, scoot! You got me a stripper?! So, uh, you want me to sign my package, or... Jess: Wait, I think he's just a... USPS Guy: A man... trying to do my job for the U.S. Postal Service, not a stripper. Yes, I dance. Yes, I'm sexy... but I don't do it professionally. Now, could you please just sign here? Cece: Your calves look like a snake swallowed a bag of ropes. You know that, right? Jess: I'm sorry for my friend objectifying you, but in her defense, you are fine as hell. Cece: Fine as hell! Jess: I know you're not a stripper, but is there any way you could just take your short pants off? Cece: Mm-hmm. USPS Guy: Have a nice day.