Jess Quote #1008
Quote from Jess in A Chill Day In
Cece: Oh, scoot! You got me a stripper?! So, uh, you want me to sign my package, or...
Jess: Wait, I think he's just a...
USPS Guy: A man... trying to do my job for the U.S. Postal Service, not a stripper. Yes, I dance. Yes, I'm sexy... but I don't do it professionally. Now, could you please just sign here?
Cece: Your calves look like a snake swallowed a bag of ropes. You know that, right?
Jess: I'm sorry for my friend objectifying you, but in her defense, you are fine as hell.
Cece: Fine as hell!
Jess: I know you're not a stripper, but is there any way you could just take your short pants off?
Cece: Mm-hmm.
USPS Guy: Have a nice day.
New Girl Quotes
‘A Chill Day In’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: The very fact that socks exist is proof that shoes don't work.
Quote from Winston
Winston: This is the happiest I've been in my entire life. I mean, look at my feet. Can't you see how happy I am?
Aly: Okay, you know I still technically have a boyfriend, right?
Winston: Oh, it's cool, I'm married.
Aly: What?
Winston: Oh, don't worry, it was a prank.
Aly: What?!
Quote from Jess
Jess: Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0. I got... the nail polish.
Cece: Mm.
Jess: I got comfy socks.
Cece: Okay.
Jess: I have Canadian Broadcast Television's 1985 masterpiece, Anne of Green Gables.
Cece: Good ol' A.G.G.
Jess: But, oh, wait... who invited this little green chimney? I-it's a bong.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: Oh, scoot, once every ten years, Jessica Day likes to partake in what the Native Americans call... cannabis.
Cece: That's Latin.
Jess: I like to call it Giggle Dirt.
Cece: You know, we really don't have to do this, because every time you smoke weed you almost die.