Cece: Oh, scoot! You got me a stripper?! So, uh, you want me to sign my package, or...
Jess: Wait, I think he's just a...
USPS Guy: A man... trying to do my job for the U.S. Postal Service, not a stripper. Yes, I dance. Yes, I'm sexy... but I don't do it professionally. Now, could you please just sign here?
Cece: Your calves look like a snake swallowed a bag of ropes. You know that, right?
Jess: I'm sorry for my friend objectifying you, but in her defense, you are fine as hell.
Cece: Fine as hell!
Jess: I know you're not a stripper, but is there any way you could just take your short pants off?
Cece: Mm-hmm.
USPS Guy: Have a nice day.