Jess: The first guy I sext dies. I should go to the memorial, right?
Coach: Jess, don't make this about yourself, all right? You went on two dates with the guy.
Jess: I was one of the last people to text him. On Earth.
Cece: Look, you didn't even have sex with him, okay? You're fine.
Jess: So if I'd slept with him, I'd go.
Winston: Or if you'd gone skiing together.
Cece: Mm-hmm, yeah.
Jess: What are these rules?