Quote from Jess in The Right Thing
Jess: The first guy I sext dies. I should go to the memorial, right? Coach: Jess, don't make this about yourself, all right? You went on two dates with the guy. Jess: I was one of the last people to text him. On Earth. Cece: Look, you didn't even have sex with him, okay? You're fine. Jess: So if I'd slept with him, I'd go. Winston: Or if you'd gone skiing together. Cece: Mm-hmm, yeah. Jess: What are these rules?