Jess Quote #879
Quote from Jess in The Right Thing
Jess: The first guy I sext dies. I should go to the memorial, right?
Coach: Jess, don't make this about yourself, all right? You went on two dates with the guy.
Jess: I was one of the last people to text him. On Earth.
Cece: Look, you didn't even have sex with him, okay? You're fine.
Jess: So if I'd slept with him, I'd go.
Winston: Or if you'd gone skiing together.
Cece: Mm-hmm, yeah.
Jess: What are these rules?
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Quote from Nick
Nick: So, you freaked out a little back there, didn't you? Not to use some popsicle psychology...
Schmidt: "Popsicle psychology"?
Nick: Yeah, it's pop psychology for short. 'Cause, you know, you eat the popsicle and you love it so much and then you're stuck holding the-the stick? You get it. you get it.
Quote from Aly
Aly: [hip-hop music playing] Hey, you want your bar mitzvah money? Tell me her name.
Schmidt: I don't remember.
Aly: I don't believe you!
Winston: Just relax. Relax. Here, Schmidt. Sip that. Want to hear the music again?
[hip-hop music playing] All right, there we go. Uh-huh. Yeah, you're 13 years old, everybody's feeling it...
[sings] Motown Philly's back again...
Aly: Enough. What was her name?!
Schmidt: Sharon Rosenberg!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Where are we gonna get 20 grand from?
Nick: Well, we got the ten grand we made on the Swuit. Maybe do we have any rich friends we can borrow money from?
Schmidt: Well, let's think about it. There's the middle school vice principal, there's the cop, the gym teacher. Let's not forget about the community college student. Whew, lot of options.