Nurse: Your friend keeps forgetting his ulcer medication.
Nick: Ulcer medication?
Schmidt: He's lying, please.
Nurse: Take him home, make sure he does nothing all day.
Schmidt: Look, I'm not doing nothing all day. Can't take days off wor... My firm is wooing red potatoes, and I want that account. Don't listen to that aggressive male nurse. Wearing the same shoes as an old Russian woman. It's not an ulcer, he's ly... [yawps]
Nurse: Yeah, that's your ulcer telling you to stop being a dick.