Jess: I was the one who had to pick up the pieces when his heart got broken. Besides, to hear my dad talk, it sounds like he has really found someone who... is good for him.
Cece: Ha! And you believe that? Your dad has terrible taste in women. That's why I love him so much. Remember the one who pretended to be a paraplegic?
[flashback to Jess confronting a woman on the floor in front of a wheelchair:]
Jess: Get up!
Sarah: I can't! Oh, whatever. [stands up]
[present:]
Jess: That's the last one I met, and I'm lucky he's letting me meet this one.
Cece: So, what? You're just gonna be nice to her? No fireworks? No show?
Jess: I'm gonna be nice to her no matter who she is.
Cece: Then what the hell am I doing here?