Jess Quote #706
Quote from Jess in Julie Berkman's Older Sister
Jess: I was the one who had to pick up the pieces when his heart got broken. Besides, to hear my dad talk, it sounds like he has really found someone who... is good for him.
Cece: Ha! And you believe that? Your dad has terrible taste in women. That's why I love him so much. Remember the one who pretended to be a paraplegic?
[flashback to Jess confronting a woman on the floor in front of a wheelchair:]
Jess: Get up!
Sarah: I can't! Oh, whatever. [stands up]
[present:]
Jess: That's the last one I met, and I'm lucky he's letting me meet this one.
Cece: So, what? You're just gonna be nice to her? No fireworks? No show?
Jess: I'm gonna be nice to her no matter who she is.
Cece: Then what the hell am I doing here?
New Girl Quotes
‘Julie Berkman's Older Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: No, I'm not happy. I'm poor, and I'm living in a filthy thimble. I've gone from riches to rags. It's reverse Annie.
Nick: Oh, spoiler alert. Now you just ruined Annie.
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: Don't worry, don't worry. I got it. I got it. I'll just clean it.
Coach: Dude, there's a sponge in your hand.
Schmidt: No, let him go. He's my inspiration. You know, living with him in that slovenly hellhole has been a secret blessing. It's made me stronger. Without ash to rise from, the phoenix would just be a bird getting up. I am a phoenix, and I will rise.
Cece: He usually says that speech before sex.
Schmidt: By 2015, I will have my own room. And by 2016... [looks off into the distance]
Coach: What is he looking at?
Nick: I don't know.
Schmidt: ...I will be a millionaire.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Give him the account. He's a hard worker, and he's a neat freak. How do I know that? 'Cause I share a room with him.
Gina: You two share a room?
Nick: And you should see his side. It is so clean. It looks like the inside of a Japanese subway. Speaking of sharing a bedroom, Brittany's coming over tonight. Uh, so I'm gonna need ten to 15 minutes of privacy for... I don't need 15 minutes. That's excessive. Give me five to ten. That feels braggy. Give me three to five, but no less than three 'cause that's rude to girls.