Quote from Coach in Menus
Coach: Nick. Let's do this. Look at me. Now, you're in a new relationship, which puts you at risk for gaining the boyfriend 15. Nick: That's not a thing. Coach: It is a thing. Nick: Jess is into this. Coach: I've seen this happen a million times. The boyfriend 15 quickly turns into the boyfriend 20. Next thing you know, you're a fat dude on a little bike with a cowboy hat on talking about, "My ass hurts." Nick: I don't want to be that. Coach: I don't want you to be that. Nick: I would just be riding around in circles or would I be going places? Coach: Circles, dude. Fat-guy rash on your arm.