Coach: Nick. Let's do this. Look at me. Now, you're in a new relationship, which puts you at risk for gaining the boyfriend 15.
Nick: That's not a thing.
Coach: It is a thing.
Nick: Jess is into this.
Coach: I've seen this happen a million times. The boyfriend 15 quickly turns into the boyfriend 20. Next thing you know, you're a fat dude on a little bike with a cowboy hat on talking about, "My ass hurts."
Nick: I don't want to be that.
Coach: I don't want you to be that.
Nick: I would just be riding around in circles or would I be going places?
Coach: Circles, dude. Fat-guy rash on your arm.