Cece: Hey, you listen to me. That is my future family, okay? You cannot speak like that in front of them. And, no, you cannot have a plus-one. This wedding has a budget. Plus-ones are for spouses and serious partners only.
Schmidt: So you just assume that I won't have a serious partner by then?
Cece: I know for a fact you won't, okay? You're not a relationship guy, and that is fine.
Schmidt: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Alyssa Milano's phone number just by randomly choosing numbers. Every girl that I've ever slept with wants to be my girlfriend. It's just the way that it is.
Cece: If you have a real girlfriend by the time of the wedding, I will happily give you a plus-one.
Schmidt: Challenge accepted.
Cece: Not a challenge.
Schmidt: Time to go make some dreams come true.