Schmidt: What are doing out here? This is crazy. We've been standing in the ocean for two hours trying to steal an illegal fish.
Winston: I don't know why you want that damn fish so bad. But what I do know is that it's gonna make you happy. And that's all I care about. Remember, I'm the one who shaved your shoulders after you got that scoop-neck sweater.
Schmidt: I appreciate it. I'd do the same to find whatever it is that makes you happy. You want to lose that last 55 pounds, I'll help you do that.
Winston: I don't got 50 pounds to lose.
Schmidt: It's very evident in this outfit.