Schmidt Quote #456
Quote from Schmidt in Quick Hardening Caulk
Schmidt: What are doing out here? This is crazy. We've been standing in the ocean for two hours trying to steal an illegal fish.
Winston: I don't know why you want that damn fish so bad. But what I do know is that it's gonna make you happy. And that's all I care about. Remember, I'm the one who shaved your shoulders after you got that scoop-neck sweater.
Schmidt: I appreciate it. I'd do the same to find whatever it is that makes you happy. You want to lose that last 55 pounds, I'll help you do that.
Winston: I don't got 50 pounds to lose.
Schmidt: It's very evident in this outfit.
New Girl Quotes
‘Quick Hardening Caulk’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: I just realized something. It was never about a fish. It was a metaphor. It was about Cece. Don't feel bad about not seeing it. Look, man, it was subtle as hell. Oh, my God, is that a lionfish? Where'd that come from?
Winston: The... The lion... the lionfish? You. That came from you. When the paramedics came, you... you had it in your hand. They were like, "Whoa, you can't get one of these." And I was like, "He caught it in a..." You did it.
Schmidt: Hello, fish Cece. Gonna put you back in the sea.
Winston: I'm sorry, what?
Schmidt: Look, Winston, I don't know if it was the jellyfish's venom or the paramedic's urine, but it made me realize...she's not mine to keep. She belongs out there. In the great, wide open ocean. [walks to the toilet]
Winston: Uh, Schmidt, that don't go to the ocean.
Schmidt: What are you, the city planner?
Quote from Cece
Winston: What are you doing here?
Cece: He left me a voicemail from the ambulance. He was rambling a lot, but I brought him this.
Winston: Whoa, where'd you get that?
Cece: You know, one of the perks of being a model. You get to meet a lot of sketchy people. The guy who got me this also said he could get me a box of dolphin steaks or a mostly white baby.
Quote from Nick
Nick: I know this isn't gonna end well, but the whole middle part's gonna be awesome.