Jess: Officer, I understand how this looks and smells, but I assure you, I would not ever get behind the wheel of a vehicle if I had had even a drop to drink. This has just been the most crazy night. And I'm not going to cry because I believe in traffic violations and paying your debt to society, but you have to believe...
Cop: I believe you.
Jess: You do? Why?
Schmidt: Jess, be cool.
Cop: Sometimes people tell the truth. You drive safely, and happy holidays.
Jess: Was that...?
Winston: Santa.
Nick: Black Santa.