Quote from Jess in Santa
Jess: Officer, I understand how this looks and smells, but I assure you, I would not ever get behind the wheel of a vehicle if I had had even a drop to drink. This has just been the most crazy night. And I'm not going to cry because I believe in traffic violations and paying your debt to society, but you have to believe... Cop: I believe you. Jess: You do? Why? Schmidt: Jess, be cool. Cop: Sometimes people tell the truth. You drive safely, and happy holidays. Jess: Was that...? Winston: Santa. Nick: Black Santa.