Schmidt: Ladies, ladies, what is all the screaming about? Oh, my... Jess, have you finally agreed to be our third? Because, you know, we've discussed this.
Cece: We have never talked about that, Schmidt.
Jess: What? Schmidt, this is not the time. Schmidt, we were just thinking about what you might have been like as a baby.
Schmidt: Oh, I was the bomb diggity as a baby. I mean, I was, I was, like, break-dancing at eight months old. But they say that I needed a magnum size diaper.