Schmidt Quote #199
Schmidt: Ladies, ladies, what is all the screaming about? Oh, my... Jess, have you finally agreed to be our third? Because, you know, we've discussed this.
Cece: We have never talked about that, Schmidt.
Jess: What? Schmidt, this is not the time. Schmidt, we were just thinking about what you might have been like as a baby.
Schmidt: Oh, I was the bomb diggity as a baby. I mean, I was, I was, like, break-dancing at eight months old. But they say that I needed a magnum size diaper.
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Jess: So... that was crazy what happened with my friends, right?
Sarah: I liked it. Your life's like Gossip Girl, only everyone is old and poor.
Jess: You know, there actually was a show like that. It was called Golden Girls. I'm Betty White, Schmidt's Rue McClanahan...
Quote from Cece
Jess: But you're using birth control, right?
Cece: Yeah, of course. It's just that Schmidt gets so athletic that birth control becomes like one of those plastic barbecue covers in a hurricane.
Jess: I didn't want to know that.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: I've been doing some thinking, and I think it's time that I take you on a real date.
Cece: You're asking me out on a date?
Schmidt: Yeah, it'll be our first real date. Now, Italy on Ice is a celebration of all things Italian featuring ice dancing's biggest and brightest Italian stars. Drea de Matteo is scheduled to appear, but, you know, they're not liable if she doesn't.