Quote from Nick in Bully
Nick: Any idiot can take care of a cactus, Winston. She thinks I'm an idiot. Jess: Why are you watering a cactus? Nick: Because I'm an idiot. Winston: Julia sent him a cactus, which means she's gonna break up with him. Jess: [laughs] Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a joke because otherwise that would be totally stupid and insane. Snap out of it, son. Nick: Jess, you don't get it. This cactus is like a symbol of my relationship with her. [drops it] Jess: Oh. Oh, my God. Nick: I'm not gonna quit on this. I'm gonna get her back.