Nick Quote #90
Nick: Any idiot can take care of a cactus, Winston. She thinks I'm an idiot.
Jess: Why are you watering a cactus?
Nick: Because I'm an idiot.
Winston: Julia sent him a cactus, which means she's gonna break up with him.
Jess: [laughs] Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a joke because otherwise that would be totally stupid and insane. Snap out of it, son.
Nick: Jess, you don't get it. This cactus is like a symbol of my relationship with her. [drops it]
Jess: Oh. Oh, my God.
Nick: I'm not gonna quit on this. I'm gonna get her back.
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Quote from Winston
Nick: You know, I thought I heard the door open at 3:00 a.m. Those are the sounds of true love. Bet she had the time of her life.
Winston: What happened? Did I miss her?
Schmidt: You did.
Winston: Man, I love meeting the girls you bring home. I like to pretend like I'm your lover on the down-low. "Theodore K. Mullins. Damn, Schmidt, in our bed? Where we shave each other? I've always loved you, you're my boo."
Schmidt: Theodore K. Mullins is not my type, man.
Quote from Jess
Jess: [on the phone] Hi. Who do I speak to re: getting something removed from the Internet? Yeah, I can hold.
Quote from Winston
Jess: Hey, Schmidt. Oh, there is? Thank you. He says we should look out the window. There's a crescent moon out tonight.
Winston: Oh, dip, seriously?
[As Jess and Winston head to the window, Schmidt and Cece sneak into the apartment:]
Jess: Why do we care about a crescent moon?
Winston: I don't know. I'm gonna live up there someday.