Nick: Any idiot can take care of a cactus, Winston. She thinks I'm an idiot.
Jess: Why are you watering a cactus?
Nick: Because I'm an idiot.
Winston: Julia sent him a cactus, which means she's gonna break up with him.
Jess: [laughs] Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a joke because otherwise that would be totally stupid and insane. Snap out of it, son.
Nick: Jess, you don't get it. This cactus is like a symbol of my relationship with her. [drops it]
Jess: Oh. Oh, my God.
Nick: I'm not gonna quit on this. I'm gonna get her back.