Quote from Jess in Bad in Bed
Jess: So, um... heads up, Paul's coming tonight. And I just wanted to tell you that I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. I'm gonna be searching for some syrups. I'm gonna be having sex with him. Winston: All right. Schmidt: All right, hey! Nick: Why are you telling us this? Jess: 'Cause I want to. I want to give you a heads up. Schmidt: You nervous? You need tips? Jess: No, I'm not nervous. Just, you know, I can drive stick. Schmidt: [chuckles] Yeah, 'cause it seems like you're freaking out a little bit. With this whole activity. Winston: That's not stick, that's automatic. Jess: That's not automatic.