Jess: So, um... heads up, Paul's coming tonight. And I just wanted to tell you that I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. I'm gonna be searching for some syrups. I'm gonna be having sex with him.
Winston: All right.
Schmidt: All right, hey!
Nick: Why are you telling us this?
Jess: 'Cause I want to. I want to give you a heads up.
Schmidt: You nervous? You need tips?
Jess: No, I'm not nervous. Just, you know, I can drive stick.
Schmidt: [chuckles] Yeah, 'cause it seems like you're freaking out a little bit. With this whole activity.
Winston: That's not stick, that's automatic.
Jess: That's not automatic.