Winston: You know, I think I was just scared, man. I've been playing basketball my whole entire life. What if I was wasting my time? Maybe I should have been figuring out my life like you.
Schmidt: [laughs] I don't have anything figured out. I'm a fully-grown man with roommates. I have a stupid job. I'm single. My best friend won't even let me see his penis. I mean, my whole life is a sham. Aah!
Winston: I actually feel a lot better. Thanks, Schmidt.
Schmidt: [gasping] Winston, my legs!
Winston: Schmidt?
Schmidt: My legs are seizing up.
Winston: Schmidt!
Schmidt: I hate my life. I hate my... making new discoveries. I'm a fear-based person, apparently. Stop it. Go. I need a... Give me a hug, please. 911. Ow. Ow.