Jess: You know what's funny? When I saw your ad on Craigslist, I thought you were women. [all laugh]
Schmidt: [serious] Why would you think that? That's crazy. I mean, what-
Nick: Schmidt wrote the ad.
Jess: Oh. I guess it was something about the words you used. It was like, uh, like "sun-soaked" and "beigey".
[As Nick and Coach laugh, Schmidt takes off his shirt]
Nick: What are you doing?
Coach: Wow.
Schmidt: What about these? These look beigey to you?