Quote from Schmidt in Pilot
Jess: You know what's funny? When I saw your ad on Craigslist, I thought you were women. [all laugh] Schmidt: [serious] Why would you think that? That's crazy. I mean, what- Nick: Schmidt wrote the ad. Jess: Oh. I guess it was something about the words you used. It was like, uh, like "sun-soaked" and "beigey". [As Nick and Coach laugh, Schmidt takes off his shirt] Nick: What are you doing? Coach: Wow. Schmidt: What about these? These look beigey to you?