Jess: Nick and I will be performing a series of rhyming couplets about our friend Furguson. [applause, whooping]
Jess: [clears throat] Furguson was a good cat, yes, indeed. [Nick is silent] Many cat lessons from his life you should heed. [Nick remains silent] With his proud lion mane and his big fluffy tail...
Nick: I mean, you think you know somebody.
Jess: He ate all his food, even if it was stale. Struttin' around with his smushed little snout. He loved playing games and he loved hiding out.
Coach: I think I still got teeth in my teeth.
Jess: Like the time that he hid in the bag we brought burgers in.
Nick: I just can't believe my girlfriend killed Furguson. [crowd gasps]
Jess: Nick.
Nick: What? Did I say it? Did I say the bad thing? I'm sorry, it just kind of came out.
Jess: [sniffles] What the man says is true. A year ago, I killed a complicated and beautiful cat named Furguson. [crowd gasps] I'm so sorry, Winston. I didn't know how to tell you.