Jess Quote #1300
Quote from Jess in Where the Road Goes
Jess: Nick and I will be performing a series of rhyming couplets about our friend Furguson. [applause, whooping]
Jess: [clears throat] Furguson was a good cat, yes, indeed. [Nick is silent] Many cat lessons from his life you should heed. [Nick remains silent] With his proud lion mane and his big fluffy tail...
Nick: I mean, you think you know somebody.
Jess: He ate all his food, even if it was stale. Struttin' around with his smushed little snout. He loved playing games and he loved hiding out.
Coach: I think I still got teeth in my teeth.
Jess: Like the time that he hid in the bag we brought burgers in.
Nick: I just can't believe my girlfriend killed Furguson. [crowd gasps]
Jess: Nick.
Nick: What? Did I say it? Did I say the bad thing? I'm sorry, it just kind of came out.
Jess: [sniffles] What the man says is true. A year ago, I killed a complicated and beautiful cat named Furguson. [crowd gasps] I'm so sorry, Winston. I didn't know how to tell you.
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Quote from Winston
Winston: [ahem] It's hard to believe it's been a whole year since Furguson's departure. As you all know from my many e-mails and a sponsored tweet, I looked at Furguson as Jewish. So, in the Jewish tradition, we unveil his gravestone on the first anniversary of his passing. Furgie accomplished a lot in his time on Earth... eating, sleeping, walking around, doing that thing with his paw. You know, where he licked it a whole bunch? [chuckles] Yeah, he lived a full life. Schmidt, will you begin the service?
Schmidt: Yit'gadal v'yit'kadash sh'mei raba. Amen.
All: Amen.
Quote from Nick
Jess: Guys, whatever it is going on between you two needs to end now, so we can go back in there and celebrate the life of a cat, who, by the way, loved you both like sons. Now, what is it? Nick, are you mad 'cause Coach said something bad about wolves? Coach, are you mad 'cause he still thinks that the movie should be called Paul Blop: Mall Cop?
Nick: It should be. It's so close to rhyming perfectly. They gave up.
Coach: Blart is an actual last name. "Blop" is a sound effect.
Nick: I need to get out of this situation before I get very angry.
Quote from Aly
Winston: Oh, my God, he's scared. Man, don't be scared.
Aly: He loves you.
Winston: Yeah, I'm here, okay? Baby, he's not wearing any tags. Which means he's a stray. Can we...?
Aly: Okay, yes, but only if you feed him from one of those bottles like in a zoo documentary, 'cause I like that, that's cute as hell.