Schmidt: I can't do this. This is... Take these back. You guys are ruining a perfectly good vista moment. Can't you go someplace else and "enjoy being single"?
Jess: [gasps] Did you just quote-hands "enjoy being single" to us?
Schmidt: You guys are telling each other that you're happy being this, when we all know that you would rather be this.
Jess: No. This is jazz hands, the end of an explosive musical number. This is O.J. trying to put on the bloody glove. This is freedom! This is flying! This is praying that you can go back to this! This is high fives for everybody! All around! Yes! Let's go to the lake, guys. Bye.
Dr. Foster: I call dibs on the slime-free part.
Jess: Okay.
Cece: Just enjoy the view.
Schmidt: I mean... This is O.J. putting back on the glove.