Jess Quote #1087
Quote from Jess in Single and Sufficient
Schmidt: I can't do this. This is... Take these back. You guys are ruining a perfectly good vista moment. Can't you go someplace else and "enjoy being single"?
Jess: [gasps] Did you just quote-hands "enjoy being single" to us?
Schmidt: You guys are telling each other that you're happy being this, when we all know that you would rather be this.
Jess: No. This is jazz hands, the end of an explosive musical number. This is O.J. trying to put on the bloody glove. This is freedom! This is flying! This is praying that you can go back to this! This is high fives for everybody! All around! Yes! Let's go to the lake, guys. Bye.
Dr. Foster: I call dibs on the slime-free part.
Jess: Okay.
Cece: Just enjoy the view.
Schmidt: I mean... This is O.J. putting back on the glove.
New Girl Quotes
‘Single and Sufficient’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Robby: Oh, man. It's a really cool group, and we have our own motto.
Robby & Jess: "I'm single and I'm sufficient."
Schmidt: That's I-S-I-S. That's ISIS.
Cece: Th-that's ISIS.
Robby: Oh, my God.
Cece: You're asking people to join ISIS.
Robby: No, n-n-n-n-n-n-no.
Jess: As communication czar I should have caught that.
Quote from Robby
Jess: Actually, I'm gonna go with my group. We rented a van. It has a built-in microwave. We're all really stoked about it.
Schmidt: You're not making me feel any better about this group of strangers.
Jess: Well, it's not all strangers.
Robby: [enters] Some of them are friends! [laughing]
Cece: Robby?
Schmidt: My Robby?
Robby: Yeah. I got here way too early, so I've just been standing outside, kind of waiting for my opportunity to enter. How'd I do?
Quote from Nick
Nick: What happened to you?
Schmidt: The Pepperwood Chronicles, that's what happened to me.
Nick: So it's really that bad.
Schmidt: Nick. This book... is magnificent.
Nick: What?
Schmidt: Julius Pepperwood? A hard-boiled Chicago cop turned New Orleans detective, racing around on fan-boats, drowning that two-faced DA in a bucket of jambalaya.
Nick: Yeah. Right in the jambalaya.
Schmidt: Finding John F. Kennedy... alive?
Nick: That wasn't too far?
Schmidt: It's a masterpiece, Nick.