Adrian Monk Quote #2432
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the UFO
Body Suit Man: He's not sweating.
Female UFO Enthusiast: Yeah, I noticed that too.
Body Suit Man: How come you're not sweating?
Adrian Monk: I don't sweat. I... It's a glandular thing.
Male UFO Enthusiast: He was the alpha contact.
Teenage Boy: He was going like this. What do you think it means?
Male UFO Enthusiast: It's some kind of signal.
Adrian Monk: No, it's not a signal. It it just helps me concentrate.
Body Suit Man: Can we see your Belly Button?
Adrian Monk: No, you may not. What are you doing?
Male UFO Enthusiast: We're showing you ours. Now you show us yours.
Natalie: He has a Belly Button, okay? Pretty sure.
Female UFO Enthusiast: You're pretty sure? But you've never seen it.
Natalie: He's not an alien.
Male UFO Enthusiast: Are you sure about that? What do you want from us?
Female UFO Enthusiast: How often do you excrete?
Adrian Monk: See, our car's in the shop.
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‘Mr. Monk and the UFO’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Oh, God. Oh, no! The poor thing.
Adrian Monk: The missing woman?
Sheriff Fletcher: I owe Dolly a big apology. This is, or was Marge Larkin.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Dr. Garcia: Coyotes, probably. She's been five days, maybe six in the sun.
Adrian Monk: She was a hiker?
Sheriff Fletcher: Marge was a lot of things. She, she came into a little bit of money a few years ago when her parents died, and so she just dabbled in all kinds of things. Yoga, spelunking, trout farming.
Dr. Garcia: And apparently hiking.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Adrian Monk: We already talked about the face, okay?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Well, at least he didn't kill us.
Adrian Monk: Are we sure about that? Let's review the situation, shall we? We're in the desert. No car, no radio. And coyotes, face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the things that eat...
Sheriff Fletcher: Yeah, we get it. He left us for dead.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Saw a movie once about an extra terrestrial. Who didn't know he was an extra terrestrial. They rewired his brain or something.
Adrian Monk: I don't watch movies. Give me bad dreams.
Natalie: That's funny. In the movie, the extra terrestrial had bad dreams.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about?
Natalie: Nothing.