Body Suit Man: He's not sweating.
Female UFO Enthusiast: Yeah, I noticed that too.
Body Suit Man: How come you're not sweating?
Adrian Monk: I don't sweat. I... It's a glandular thing.
Male UFO Enthusiast: He was the alpha contact.
Teenage Boy: He was going like this. What do you think it means?
Male UFO Enthusiast: It's some kind of signal.
Adrian Monk: No, it's not a signal. It it just helps me concentrate.
Body Suit Man: Can we see your Belly Button?
Adrian Monk: No, you may not. What are you doing?
Male UFO Enthusiast: We're showing you ours. Now you show us yours.
Natalie: He has a Belly Button, okay? Pretty sure.
Female UFO Enthusiast: You're pretty sure? But you've never seen it.
Natalie: He's not an alien.
Male UFO Enthusiast: Are you sure about that? What do you want from us?
Female UFO Enthusiast: How often do you excrete?
Adrian Monk: See, our car's in the shop.